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| u'm crazy, drunk and in the middle of gettin laid... | | |
| Wife and best friend
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."
'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?"
"I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."
"That makes sense," remarks the barkeep. "And, what about your best friend?"
"I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad dog!!!!"
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| whats crackalatin yall...today wsa crazy as hell...i went out with some of my peeps and all..we wanted to go to the movies and whatnot...but then there was this fight that like fucin crazy..forgot all the fights you seen...this one was the craziest...some redneck or w/e he was started talkin shit i guess..i didnt know i just jumped in..but anyways...he was running his mouth or something..so he punched my friend in the jaw for no reason...so my friend starting busting his ass and like me and my friends started jumping in...we kickin, beating the shit out of him..after we got done with him..we started running away cuz cops were coming and shit..so we stopped at this place called Steak-n-Shake...it was like 1 minute away from the movies...we chilled there listened to some music and havin a lil fun..then out of no where this undercover cop came started asking us questions..and then he told us to get off that property...so we all slowed down..walkin toward the cars..takin our time...so we left and startin speeding..havin a lil race...we went to this club..chilled there...met some girls..had a lil dirty dancin..then i got laid..couldnt have asked for nothin else...i just came back..tired, drunk, and fuckin high as a motherfucker...but the night was crazy...
Jeno~
son you missed out a lot...but i dont think you would have come anyways..since you arent interested in dangerous shit..plus you have have that job and all...but i woulnt have allowed you to come..cuz they was talkin mad shit bout you..and since i got love for you..i didnt want your ass to get jumped...bu its all good dawg..we'll have our fun...well holla @ ya boy
well ladies and gents...i'm tired as fuck..so i'ma hit the bed..yall leave them comments..which yall dont do..but hopin yall will..well i'm out, pz
Dj Sonny | | |
| well whats crackalatin..nothin much goin on here..just me and jeno gonna hit cali tmw with a bunch of girls....gotta love it. We'll prolly be back in june or something..i dunno...well i just thought i'd giv yall the heads up..yall keep them comments flyin...i better see bout 25 comments on this shit..lol..well yall have a good summer and whatnot...i'll update ummm when i come back haha..well i'm out...mad love, pz
Dj Sonny | | |
| well time for an update...the summer jut started..well it started yesterday..and its very hot outside...thinkin bout going to the beach this whole week.
Jeno~
son dont hate on my speeding...i can take care of myself..and it wasnt 120..it was 195...but i slowed down tho, there was a highway patrol cop car..luckily i stopped in time. But you need to keep up...be the king of the road...i mean c'mon..both of our cars are very black..and lack tinted windows...so its all good niga.
Di~
i wish you the best of luck in college...i know you'll have a good education...and bout that boyfriend/girlfriend thing...well dont let no one misjudge you...you should be treated with respect, love and careness...if it were my opinion..i'd never talk to him...let him get what he deserves...but you deserve better.
well i'm fuckin bored..got nothing to do, and got nowhere to go...so i might as well just go out and drive around...let the wind touch my face and listenin to some good techno songs...oh i'm very sorry for all those who dont drive...too bad you cant experience the same..lol..its all good...time flies by fast...you'll get your chance...well i'm out..holla at me, leave them comments flyin...
Dj Sonny | | |
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